I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.

wow i’m actually so glad this post has been made

(via creepernoises)

person: she--

me: it's he.

person: *condescending smile* well, on your birth certificate--

me: yeah, it also says ' 8lbs, 6 oz ' -- a lot has changed over the years